Phone:
Call us at +1 240 630 3767 . You’ll most likely reach our voicemail, but we will call you back promptly if you leave a reasonable message. As with email, we welcome corrections, suggestions and more. But if you are calling to threaten us, don’t bother.
Signal/Threema:
We use Signal, Threema, and other secure means of communication. Let us know that you want to contact us securely and we will make arrangements with you.
Email:
Use the form below to email us. If you are hoping to threaten us with legal action, don’t bother. Such uses are expressly unauthorized and you will be ignored. Just because you don’t like something does not make it defamatory. And being the jerks we are, we will sue you for computer trespass. (Yes, we have done it before.)