Phone:
Our main phone number is +1 24********67. We generally answer the phones Monday through Friday, from 9 am to 5 pm eastern. Feel free to leave us a message if we don’t answer. This number may not be used for marketing purposes or to make threats of any kind.
Fax:
Our fax number is +1 24********65. Note that team members also have individual fax numbers.
We prohibit the transmission of marketing faxes or legal correspondence.
Email:
Use the form below to email us. If you are hoping to threaten us with legal action, don’t bother. Such uses are expressly unauthorized and you will be ignored. Just because you don’t like something does not make it defamatory. And being the jerks we are, we will sue you for computer trespass. (Yes, we have done it before.)
Signal/Threema:
We use Signal, Threema, and other secure means of communication. Let us know that you want to contact us securely and we will make arrangements with you.