Phone:
Our main phone number is +1 240 331 6977. We generally answer the phones Monday through Friday, from 9 am to 5 pm eastern. Feel free to leave us a message if we don’t answer. This number may not be used for marketing purposes or to make threats of any kind.
Fax:
Let us know you’d like to send a fax and we’ll give you our fax number.
Email:
Use the form below to email us. If you are hoping to threaten us with legal action, don’t bother. Such uses are expressly unauthorized and you will be ignored. Just because you don’t like something does not make it defamatory. And being the jerks we are, we will sue you for computer trespass. (Yes, we have done it before.)
Signal/Threema:
We use Signal, Threema, and other secure means of communication. Let us know that you want to contact us securely and we will make arrangements with you.